And you truly mean this. School during the summer sounds so bad that you are willing to risk it all to get out of it.
And you just have to sit there and be like "Oh, okay" but you're really just there for the free food. Mom, you're not doing a very convincing job, but thanks for the chicken fingers.
You're not trying to be rude (okay, maybe you are a little) but like your mom does not understand how inconvenient it is that she is trying to ruin your summer plans of Netflix.
Honestly, people should be happy you even showed up to this nonsense. Everyone in there is just as sad as you are and you can see the pain in the eyes of your classmates.
Coffee. Thank you for everything that you are. You are truly the reason we wake up in the mornings.
It's sweet that your teacher thinks you want to make new friends, but you make sure everyone knows who they are dealing with.
Ooh. Ouch. Your teacher thinks you're there to participate. NOPE. You will do the bear minimum in this class, normally you're a pretty good student, but that only applies during the ACTUAL school year.
It's ridiculous that she thinks you'll actually do the homework. Homework is not a real word during the summer months.
You aren't going to do the homework, but someone probably will and when they do, it is their civil duty to share their answers and if they don't they are literally. so. rude.
You know it'll not be your fault when all the squares get in trouble for enjoying the class. That will never be you.
We know that teacher doesn't want to be there either, so how can she expect you to listen?
You are literally shocked, disappointed and upset when your teacher gives you exams even though you specifically asked her not to. But you'll study and kick butt anyways because you better freakin' pass this class if you are wasting your time like this.
You just need people to know that you could be a really fun and cool gal if it wasn't the summer and you weren't stuck in class, but that's simply not the case at the moment.
T-shirts and norts are the only thing you will ever put on your body for those people. Makeup is a no. Washing your hair is a maybe. And anything but a t-shirt is a never.
It's just all bad, all bad. Why doesn't she understand that?
You're free, you're free! Free from all the evil!