That Moment After a Night Out:
"I see your laziness, and I raise you 'Just called reception to find out my room number.'"
We promise there is no lazier group of humans than college women... except maybe college men. There's something in the air on college campuses that drains the life out of its students. A nap between every class (and during some) is a completely reasonable way to cope with college. Sleeping more during the day than you do at night isn't as weird as it sounds.
On Community Engagement:
"Wow I just learned the hard way that McDonald's doesn't serve fries before 10:30? Looks like we have another battle to fight, team"
Does campaigning for all day breakfast at McDonald's and serving fries the whole day count as community service? If you aren't involved on campus its like a major oh-no-no. Thank goodness for our sorority's Philanthropy chairs for keeping us involved on campus and our community.
"I didn't shower all day then I finally did and a fly followed me all the way to the shower. John said I'm the kid from peanuts."
Chrissy. You're speaking our language. We understand how much time showers take up. Well how much time they take away from our sleep schedule. We know it's bad after the fourth "hat day" in a row. Thank goodness your t-shirt chair ordered some adorable embroidered hats so your hat day isn't all that bad.
When All Your Friends Are Getting Married:
"I always come home to 50 wedding invitations from strangers. U guys are kind of crazy but i'll have the chicken i guess."
Marriage, is what brings us together today (Princess Bride fans, anyone?) But really! When did all of our friends become old enough to get married? We come home to 50 wedding invites, bridal shower invites, baby shower invites! Didn't I just say I don't have time for showers! Of course we love it and we are so happy to shower our friends in love, just as long as there's enough dry shampoo to help me make it through these occasions.
Chrissy, thank you for understanding us. Please never change.