If Fraternities were New Girl Characters

We all love Frat guys. And we all love New Girl. This is what is would look like if Fraternities were characters from New Girl: 

Kappa Sigma: Nick Miller

Nick Miller

Like Nick Miller, Kappa Sigs just want to have a good time. They don't take anything too seriously and just try to enjoy what life throws at them. While they're very intelligent and have a lot of potential, they're spending their college years just trying to figure out who they are and what they want. Kappa Sigs have the smarts for law school, but also enjoy chilling and bar tending for now. They try to keep it very low key, and are popular with the ladies. You'll only see them sporting T-shirts, flannels, and old cozy hoodies. 

Kappa Alpha Order: Schmidt

Schmidt Mirror

Started from the bottom now we're here. Like Schmidt, KA has worked hard to get where they are. They committed to being involved on campus and have put their best foot forward. KA has overcome several obstacles to be successful and are proud of their accomplishments. Their academics are top notch and have a lot of potential to be successful in the business world. And they're cuties! Plus they have a beautiful new house. Kappa Alpha Order is thriving and they're not afraid to show it!

Phi Delta Theta: Coach

Coach Wall

On the outside, Coach is cocky. But on the inside, he's sweeter than sugar. Phi Delt is no different! These guys are successful, good looking, and they know how to have a good time. They're proud of their standing on campus, but when it comes down to it, they're some of the kindest guys you'll ever meet. Phi Delts carry themselves with confidence, as they should, but they never let it get in the way of their friendships. They're genuine guys who would do anything to lend a helping hand. 

Pi Kappa Alpha: Winston Bishop

Winston Bird Shirt

Like Winston, Pike boys are quirky and fun. They're some of the most loyal friends you'll ever meet; they'll never let you down. They have a great sense of humor that isn't always easy to keep up with, but they'll never fail to keep you laughing. Pikes also have a funky fashion sense, but we're into it. You'll see them rocking fun printed button downs and vintage sweaters from Goodwill. Winston is ashamed to admit that he's a fan of fruity cocktails, but the Pike guys own it. While they're usually wacky and silly, Pikes will surprise you with a smooth side. They're cutie pies that just might win your heart. 

Sigma Alpha Epsilon: Russell Schiller


Russell is successful, good looking, and he's got it all together. While everyone else is trying to figure out how to put one foot in front of the other, Russell knows what's up. He is a perfect representation of SAE. These guys are killing it, and they definitely know it. SAE talks a big game, but they can back it up. SAE are the guys that everyone else wishes they were! Everybody could learn something from watching these guys work. The ladies love them, and so does everyone else. 

Lambda Chi Alpha: Sam Sweeney

New Girl Sam

Like Sam, Lambda Chi guys are the type to take home to momma. They're smart, driven, funny, and cute! Somehow, they still stay humble. Lambda Chis lay low and try not to brag about their success. Still, they definitely don't go unnoticed! Always a favorite with the ladies, Lambda Chis have a good time but are gentlemen to the core. These guys are gonna be very successful later in life, so it's time to lock one down!

Farmhouse: Robbie

New Girl Robby

Robbie is goofy, fun, and unapologetically himself. Like Robbie, Farmhouse does their thing and doesn't worry what people think. They're authentic and true nice guys. Farmhouse is completely unconcerned with appearances, and that's why we love them. They're always down for a fun time and are up for anything. They strive to be friends with everyone they meet and always have something kind and helpful to say. You'll never find a better pal than a Farmhouse guy!

The frats are totally diverse, but they all have so many awesome things to offer. They're so different, but we love them all!


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