Get to know Morgan Moody, our Social Media Intern! She's a Pi Beta Phi at the University of Arkansas.
Pick a song to describe your life
"No Scrubs" by Destiny's Child. Because I have zero tolerance for scrubbery.
Have you ever gotten in a fight?
Not technically I guess but I fight every guy I date to assert dominance.
What's the most awkward thing you've ever said/done to a boy you like?
HAHAHAHAHA one time I made a boy take me home mid-date. My very true excuse was "because I'm very close to pooping my pants." One time I fell down a whole flight of stairs at a fraternity house when I was on a date with this really cute boy. Everyone assumed I was really drunk so I just let them assume that because it's way more embarrassing to admit that I did that stone cold sober. One time after a date I got a text from my date that said "how did you eat so much?" Idk man. Basically everything I say to a cute boy is something I regret within seconds.
What's the worst birthday you've ever had?
One time I got crabs for my birthday. It's not what you're thinking. I got hermit crabs and I honestly just wasn't mature enough to take care of them. RIP Justin Bieber and Usher.
How many pieces of pizza can you eat in one sitting?
The limit does not exist.
What's your favorite thing to eat when you're having a bad day?
What's your worst kiss story?
Two come to mind... not because I get kissed a lot but probably because I get kissed badly a lot. One was this boy I had just met, we were just talking and getting to know each other, I leaned over to point someone out in a picture. He very smoothly said "wait which one was she?" So I leaned over and showed him again. He took this as a golden opportunity to plant one on me but before he could I screamed (like shrieked) and basically like linebacker tackled him. We did not kiss after that. Another one is I kissed a boy and he cried. Idk maybe I'm a really bad kisser?
What's the worst way you've ever been dumped?
One time I got a text that said "I don't think this is working" while I was in the middle of my meditation class. Never to be heard from again. So I threw his stuff outside. Recently I saw him in Walmart though and I had way less of an urge to murder him so I think I'm maturing.
What's the dumbest thing you've ever done at a party?
I used to do this thing where I would try to break dance completely sober. Like everyone was drinking, and drunk people think everything is cool. So I'd experiment with break dancing. It definitely gave me a false sense of ability though because it turns out I'm not good a break dancing.
What's your major? Do you have any plans for the future?
Advertising and Public Relations and really all I'm looking for in a career is one that pays me enough to feed my wine and macaroni needs
What's the best excuse you've ever made for skipping class? (or work, lol)
One time I was late for work because I couldn't find my car in the parking garage. That was an excuse it actually happened. I was like 45 minutes late. Honestly I should've said something like oh I took a nap and didn't wake up because the crap I receive for this on a daily basis from Justin (our boss) is ruining me.
What's your most embarrassing moment?
Unfortunately embarrassing things happen to me so often that I almost forget to feel embarrassed, but here's a list of things that probably should've embarrassed me: 1. My car died in the drive thru line at McDonalds. It was a whole big thing. 2. One time I told a guy that my last name was "Morgan" so he thought my name was "Morgan Morgan" and I was too embarrassed to correct him. 3. I used to have a really bad sweating problem (lol my life) and one time I raised my hand and someone screamed about how bad my pit stains were, I didn't wear a gray shirt again for like 5 years. 4. One time a date was going badly so I panicked and lied about seeing a bear and me and the boy searched for the bear I lied about for a good 30 minutes.
If you ever got arrested, what would it be for?
Stealing people's dogs.
If you could ask your pet 3 questions, what would they be?
1. Do you love me as much as I love you? 2. What are your plans for the day? 3. What did you name me?
Have you ever hit on a guy in a bold way?
Pretty much everyday of my life. My pick up tactics have become quite desperate and bold in my old age. Usually like "hey, please like me."
If you had to live in a TV sitcom, which one would it be and why?
The Office. Of course. Because I'm basically already a part of it. I'd be like the female Jim only way cooler.
What's your favorite thing about The Houndstooth Press?
Money. Jk. Dogs. Jk. People.
Follow Morgan on Instagram! @mizznewmoody